Anyone who tells you they know what is going on in Japan is totally full of shit. Even if they live there, and even if they are Japanese. I mean look at this – so cats and dogs dressed up as camels is pretty normal but that zebra isn’t fooling anyone. The camel humps don’t even match! It’s like he thinks we’re all too stupid to notice that 90% of his body is all black and white and striped but these big humps on his back are just naturally brown. I guess you could argue they were dyed but it’s not inconspicuous in the least.

And what’s the motive behind this anyway? It’s not like camels live some life of luxury that zebras could only dream of having. If anything zebras have it better off because you know there’s some elementary school kids in the midwest who they are pretty much the same thing as unicorns. Hell those kids probably think they can fly anyway. I mean, I guess there’s all those lions and stuff to look out for but surely there’s a better way to avoid them then some bullshit camel costume. Goddamn zebras.