http://vivariot.com Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:58:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Your guess is as good as mine on this one. http://vivariot.com/2008/i-smell-bacon/ Some writers will tell you there is a finite amount of editing you can do before you cut the soul out of your work. They will say that at some point you have to stop with the rewrites, stop with the second guessing, stop with the over analyzing and just ... http://vivariot.com/2008/titties/ I don't think anyone can be held responsible for what happened last night. Not after the 7th bottle of wine anyway. Regardless, none of it was my idea. I can swear by that at least. So if you do have to start pointing fingers at people just be sure to ... http://vivariot.com/2008/leftovers/ It used to be such a nice, quaint neighborhood. There were flowers and landscaping, welcome mats and ornamental mailboxes. On weekend, wives would bring lemonade on a tray out to their husbands while they washed the family car by hand. It used to be a place you where you never ... http://vivariot.com/2008/so-long/ "Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh, it is a banana. Figures." Cristal is the hooker that works the block in front of my apartment in the Mission. I feel like that should be a weird thing to say but when I think of the places I've called home ... http://vivariot.com/2008/no-glove-no-love/ I can't take another minute of Rachel Ray. http://vivariot.com/2008/kill-your-television/ Anyone who tells you they know what is going on in Japan is totally full of shit. Even if they live there, and even if they are Japanese. I mean look at this - so cats and dogs dressed up as camels is pretty normal but that zebra isn't fooling ... http://vivariot.com/2008/fake-camels/ Murderers. Rapists. Thieves. Gangs. Drugs. Holiday yard decorations. Cities have a lot of problems to deal with, and arguably the worst of the worst is that filthy cesspool known as Santa Barbara. While Santa Barbarians have to deal with these problems, they also have an added horror that shocks and awes ... http://vivariot.com/2008/no-standing-on-motorcycle/ I shot this photo in early 2008 while walking around NYC. This was only a few weeks after the then current administration has signed the United States Allegiance to Morrisey Act 2008 into law in their reactionary efforts to get a nation full of whiny emo kids to just shut ... http://vivariot.com/2008/i-still-hate-morrisey/