Murderers. Rapists. Thieves. Gangs. Drugs. Holiday yard decorations.
Cities have a lot of problems to deal with, and arguably the worst of the worst is that filthy cesspool known as Santa Barbara. While Santa Barbarians have to deal with these problems, they also have an added horror that shocks and awes even the most jaded city dwellers. Motorcycle acrobatics. The streets there are thick with these punks taking their lives into their own hands, throwing safety to the wind and riding to and from on motorcycles while standing on the seats. It’s a goddamn shame really.
Obviously, it’s extremely difficult to reach the brakes but also do you know how much it sucks to get hit in the face by a motionless stop light hanging over a street that you are traveling down in excess of 45 miles per hour? If you are lucky you don’t, but if you live in Santa Barbara chances are you know all too well. These signs show that law enforcement clearly has a zero tolerance policy and isn’t afraid to play hardball.
I love this new site. It’s a fucking crack up, man!
Liked the writing and the photographs – you should do an exhibit.